Robbing the Mind...
Many months ago I sent an email to the general contact for Purell, a Pfizer company. I had a product suggestion and requested a reply so that I could go over it with a company representative. I provided a general description: single serving packets for hand sanitizer, similar to packaging for ketchup at restaurants. It was a simple idea, but there was no product like it in the marketplace and I couldn't find anything like it online. I never got any reply from Purell and gave up on the idea.
For the sake of curiosity, I recently did a search of Purell hand sanitizer and I stumbled across this image...
This was exactly my idea, and it is being advertised on a website the sells supplies to restaurants. My idea was taken and put into production. Sure, there is a possibility that over these past couple months, that some individual conceptualized this product independently, but it is rather suspicious.
This was not the first time that I have witnessed an idea of mine find it's way to production without my involvement. Years ago, the mid-nineties I presume, I came up with the idea for Styrofoam houses. I figured that Styrofoam could be recycled and used to build homes inexpensively. Since Styrofoam is resistant to decomposition, it is an ideal material for homes. Styrofoam can be heated and made stronger and reinforcement can be added to make stronger structures. I imagined the Styrofoam to be created in universal blocks that snap into one another much like legos, so that the shape of the house is bound only by structural stability and the imagination.
In 2004 the Federation of American Scientists (FAS) released an article outlining the benefits of using Styrofoam for structures that were resistant to decay. They described using recycled Styrofoam to create homes for a price of $6000 (including cement reinforcement). They are now using this idea to create housing in Afghanistan.
In 1997 I got a job where I had access to the internet. This was my first real exposure to the technology and I remember telling a coworker about an idea to provide subscribers with access to movies whenever they desired, through an internet connection. The coworker said that the connection speed is too low for most people and that the resolution for a streaming video over a modem would look like crap. I suggested a higher bandwidth medium and was certain that the idea could work.
A company in Hong Kong came up with this idea in 1990 long before I did, but it ran into the problem predicted by my coworker and the company went under. In 2000 Enron announced a partnership with Blockbuster to provide this very idea, however, like the company from the orient, their project never got off the ground. It wasn't until Cable and Satellite took to On Demand several years ago, that this idea succeeded.
So in a way I have been predicting the future with my ideas. And since I don't seem to derive any monetary benefit for any of these ideas, I suppose it will be fine to spill them out here. Let me divine some more...
Small Tesla Magnifying transmitters will wirelessly transmit energy to cell phone, radios and other moveable electronic household devices. The transmitter will plug into an outlet and only broadcast the energy when the device signals the need (probably through a bluetooth technology). The devices will be equipped with Tesla's Free Energy receiver that will recharge a battery. Cell phones will then be truly wireless.
People with ugly belly buttons will have the option of cosmetic surgery. A whole host of button designs will be available: smiley face, playboy bunny, multi-pointed stars, the Cameron Diaz and a variety of other celebrities. No longer will people walk mid drift, ashamed of their "outie," they can bare their belly with pride showing to the world their button shaped into the Volkswagen symbol.
Women will get clavicle augmentation. The accentuated clavicle has long been possessed only by the ultra-lithe and gaunt feminine physique. Women of average and generous proportions will capitalize on this symbol of anorexia and make themselves look "thinner" by augmenting their clavicles. Common procedures will be to raise, bow and protrude the clavicle by having hypoallergenic silica-based extensions screwed into the original and disappointing bone structure.
Opt-In Lobotomies will replace suicide. Those poor depressed souls that scour the internet looking for partners to join them in their self-engineered passing, will be marketed by businesses offering them lobotomy as an alternative. This will catch on once people realize that it is their brain that makes the world so unbearable. Rather than choosing to kill themselves, they can opt to simply destroy the part that causes the problem. This procedure will create a surplus of workers to fill positions that any self-respecting cognizant person would vomit over. These lobotomers will be employed by their lobotomizers making them rich and depressing scores of normal people. This process will continue until all the world's work is accomplished by the brain dead and all the fruits of their labors will be collected by the brain killers. Invasive lobotomies will be replaced with an accelerated program to deteriorate the mind. All the senses will be targeted with hypoallergenic reality entertainment.
The war on terror will be renamed the war on ideas. This will spawn a new weapon, the conscience ray. Super-sensitive long distance microphones will be targeted at individuals to record their voice patterns. Their voice patterns will be identified with their infrared biosignature. Hypersonic Sound lasers will be mounted atop cell towers, and in areas deemed "troublesome" by the government, the locals will be subject to "conscience direction" where the sound laser will transmit the person's voice into their heads with pro-agenda suggestions. An infrared camera will identify the person's biosignature, retrieve their stored voice pattern and trigger the hypersonic laser to transmit a message directly into the person's head. The hypersonic laser will make it so that no one else will be able hear the voice, and having the voice identical to that of the receiver will limit rejection of the message. The population of the troublesome areas will slowly grow docile and obedient.
Everything will become hypoallergenic. Modern biology has shown that foreign bodies are responsible for most all diseases and infections. Bioengineers will work hand in hand with all levels of manufacturing to create hypoallergenic products. To avoid all negative reaction and rejection, all products we buy will be created from our own DNA using our original stem cell line squeezed from umbilical cords. By turning on and off genes in our chromosomes while stimulating cell division, bioengineers will be able to turn our stem cells into automobiles, sofa and love seat sets, entertainment centers and even the food we eat. We will be closed systems, the Ouroboros of the consumer phylum.
Green house gases will be consumed by massive arrays of floating airborne algae. Scientists will create a strain of algae that connect to each other via long rigid flagella. They will be launched into the upper atmosphere where they will reproduce forming sprawling blankets of algae consuming all atmospheric pollutants and expelling oxygen. They will have small amounts of gold in their protoplasm to absorb cosmic radiation and keep their internal temperature above freezing. Their cell walls will keep their internal pressure at a constant, fluctuating only when bringing food (i.e.. N2, H2O or CO2). With no natural predators and an ever increasing abundance of food (i.e.. human pollution) the algaculture membrane will grow until it encompasses the earth. The sky will be green instead of blue. From outer space the earth will appear a pale green dot. Layers will form upon the membranes and eventually a new human colony can exist upon the algaic surface. Those living upon that layer will evolve to have small, thin exoskeletons and large skulls with a dark colloidal covering over the eyes (protecting them from cosmic radiation). Their primary source of energy will be pollution from the original terrestrial earth. To meet their energy needs they will travel back in time and encourage the terrestrial earthlings to liberally pollute the planet. Those primitive earthlings will assume that the future algaic layer earthlings are space travelers interested only in anal probing. This reputation will prove useful to the future earthlings for the Christian right homophobes will toil ceaselessly to prevent potential probing, wasting extremely large amounts of energy and polluting the world at a geometric rate. Eventually the algaic layer will get so thick that the terrestrial earthlings will live in eternal darkness.
For the sake of curiosity, I recently did a search of Purell hand sanitizer and I stumbled across this image...
This was exactly my idea, and it is being advertised on a website the sells supplies to restaurants. My idea was taken and put into production. Sure, there is a possibility that over these past couple months, that some individual conceptualized this product independently, but it is rather suspicious.
This was not the first time that I have witnessed an idea of mine find it's way to production without my involvement. Years ago, the mid-nineties I presume, I came up with the idea for Styrofoam houses. I figured that Styrofoam could be recycled and used to build homes inexpensively. Since Styrofoam is resistant to decomposition, it is an ideal material for homes. Styrofoam can be heated and made stronger and reinforcement can be added to make stronger structures. I imagined the Styrofoam to be created in universal blocks that snap into one another much like legos, so that the shape of the house is bound only by structural stability and the imagination.
In 2004 the Federation of American Scientists (FAS) released an article outlining the benefits of using Styrofoam for structures that were resistant to decay. They described using recycled Styrofoam to create homes for a price of $6000 (including cement reinforcement). They are now using this idea to create housing in Afghanistan.
In 1997 I got a job where I had access to the internet. This was my first real exposure to the technology and I remember telling a coworker about an idea to provide subscribers with access to movies whenever they desired, through an internet connection. The coworker said that the connection speed is too low for most people and that the resolution for a streaming video over a modem would look like crap. I suggested a higher bandwidth medium and was certain that the idea could work.
A company in Hong Kong came up with this idea in 1990 long before I did, but it ran into the problem predicted by my coworker and the company went under. In 2000 Enron announced a partnership with Blockbuster to provide this very idea, however, like the company from the orient, their project never got off the ground. It wasn't until Cable and Satellite took to On Demand several years ago, that this idea succeeded.
So in a way I have been predicting the future with my ideas. And since I don't seem to derive any monetary benefit for any of these ideas, I suppose it will be fine to spill them out here. Let me divine some more...
Small Tesla Magnifying transmitters will wirelessly transmit energy to cell phone, radios and other moveable electronic household devices. The transmitter will plug into an outlet and only broadcast the energy when the device signals the need (probably through a bluetooth technology). The devices will be equipped with Tesla's Free Energy receiver that will recharge a battery. Cell phones will then be truly wireless.
People with ugly belly buttons will have the option of cosmetic surgery. A whole host of button designs will be available: smiley face, playboy bunny, multi-pointed stars, the Cameron Diaz and a variety of other celebrities. No longer will people walk mid drift, ashamed of their "outie," they can bare their belly with pride showing to the world their button shaped into the Volkswagen symbol.
Women will get clavicle augmentation. The accentuated clavicle has long been possessed only by the ultra-lithe and gaunt feminine physique. Women of average and generous proportions will capitalize on this symbol of anorexia and make themselves look "thinner" by augmenting their clavicles. Common procedures will be to raise, bow and protrude the clavicle by having hypoallergenic silica-based extensions screwed into the original and disappointing bone structure.
Opt-In Lobotomies will replace suicide. Those poor depressed souls that scour the internet looking for partners to join them in their self-engineered passing, will be marketed by businesses offering them lobotomy as an alternative. This will catch on once people realize that it is their brain that makes the world so unbearable. Rather than choosing to kill themselves, they can opt to simply destroy the part that causes the problem. This procedure will create a surplus of workers to fill positions that any self-respecting cognizant person would vomit over. These lobotomers will be employed by their lobotomizers making them rich and depressing scores of normal people. This process will continue until all the world's work is accomplished by the brain dead and all the fruits of their labors will be collected by the brain killers. Invasive lobotomies will be replaced with an accelerated program to deteriorate the mind. All the senses will be targeted with hypoallergenic reality entertainment.
The war on terror will be renamed the war on ideas. This will spawn a new weapon, the conscience ray. Super-sensitive long distance microphones will be targeted at individuals to record their voice patterns. Their voice patterns will be identified with their infrared biosignature. Hypersonic Sound lasers will be mounted atop cell towers, and in areas deemed "troublesome" by the government, the locals will be subject to "conscience direction" where the sound laser will transmit the person's voice into their heads with pro-agenda suggestions. An infrared camera will identify the person's biosignature, retrieve their stored voice pattern and trigger the hypersonic laser to transmit a message directly into the person's head. The hypersonic laser will make it so that no one else will be able hear the voice, and having the voice identical to that of the receiver will limit rejection of the message. The population of the troublesome areas will slowly grow docile and obedient.
Everything will become hypoallergenic. Modern biology has shown that foreign bodies are responsible for most all diseases and infections. Bioengineers will work hand in hand with all levels of manufacturing to create hypoallergenic products. To avoid all negative reaction and rejection, all products we buy will be created from our own DNA using our original stem cell line squeezed from umbilical cords. By turning on and off genes in our chromosomes while stimulating cell division, bioengineers will be able to turn our stem cells into automobiles, sofa and love seat sets, entertainment centers and even the food we eat. We will be closed systems, the Ouroboros of the consumer phylum.
Green house gases will be consumed by massive arrays of floating airborne algae. Scientists will create a strain of algae that connect to each other via long rigid flagella. They will be launched into the upper atmosphere where they will reproduce forming sprawling blankets of algae consuming all atmospheric pollutants and expelling oxygen. They will have small amounts of gold in their protoplasm to absorb cosmic radiation and keep their internal temperature above freezing. Their cell walls will keep their internal pressure at a constant, fluctuating only when bringing food (i.e.. N2, H2O or CO2). With no natural predators and an ever increasing abundance of food (i.e.. human pollution) the algaculture membrane will grow until it encompasses the earth. The sky will be green instead of blue. From outer space the earth will appear a pale green dot. Layers will form upon the membranes and eventually a new human colony can exist upon the algaic surface. Those living upon that layer will evolve to have small, thin exoskeletons and large skulls with a dark colloidal covering over the eyes (protecting them from cosmic radiation). Their primary source of energy will be pollution from the original terrestrial earth. To meet their energy needs they will travel back in time and encourage the terrestrial earthlings to liberally pollute the planet. Those primitive earthlings will assume that the future algaic layer earthlings are space travelers interested only in anal probing. This reputation will prove useful to the future earthlings for the Christian right homophobes will toil ceaselessly to prevent potential probing, wasting extremely large amounts of energy and polluting the world at a geometric rate. Eventually the algaic layer will get so thick that the terrestrial earthlings will live in eternal darkness.
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