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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Random Quotes from the PDA [1]...

GOD
I found God much easier alone in the bathroom as opposed to an incense permeated church. Sitting on the toilette,staring at the tiles cross-eyed to make the 3-D four, I would imagine myself aving a conversation with The Old Man...

Hey God

HEY T---

haven't talked to you in a while

BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN LISTENING

But You never talk to me when I need you

I 'M TALKING NOW

No you're not, that's me making up the words for you

WHO DO YOU THINK MADE YOU?

Don't play that game with me, I'm still mad at you

YOU CAN NEVER BE TRULY MAD AT ME

Wanna bet?

WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME, HAVEN'T I GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING?

Yeah but you take it all away

NOT EVERYTHING

Life right? You're gonna say that you gave me life.

NO, LIFE COMES AND GOES. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT MY GIFT TO YOU IS SPIRIT

Well, you should've given it to someone else, because I never asked for it.

OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T, I WOULD'VE HAD TO GIVE YOU THE GIFT FIRST

Again you play that game. Why don't you leave me alone

BUT YOU ARE NEVER WITHOUT ME

Yeah and that is why I hate you

I LOVE YOU

Love someone else

YOU KNOW THAT NOW THAT YOU EXIST YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE MY LOVE

You sound like a stalker

A STALKER MUST FOLLOW, I'M ALWAYS THERE

Even more creepy

WHY DON'T YOU ENJOY THIS

what you don't know

I'M HUMOURING YOU

That's another thing I hate, you always placate me

HOW IS THAT

Oh shut the hell up

REMEMBER YOU'RE IN AS MUCH CONTROL OF ME AS I AM OF YOU

yeah, not one iota

IF YOU THINK SO

You know what I think?

YES

fuck you, I think you were just lonely and not satisfied with yourself so you had to make us out of boredom

DON'T DELUDE YOURSELF YOU WERE MADE WHEN I WAS MADE

Yeah and who made you

I ALWAYS WAS

So was I from the shit that you say

NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT

Don't think that I'm agreeing with you

IF YOU HONESTLY LOOK AT YOURSELF YOU'D SEE THAT YOU ALWAYS AGREE WITH ME

How's that for confidence

CONFIDENCE IS A RATIO OF CERTAINTY AGAINST DOUBT. I HAVE NO DOUBT.

But what if you're wrong?

I AM THE IF, SO I CAN'T BE WRONG.

What about your creations? They are faulty.

THEY ARE FOLLOWING MY PLAN.

Which is?

YOU ALREADY KNOW THE PLAN

Remind me.

NOW WHO'S ASKING TO BE PLACATED?

You're funny as hell

YOU TOO

So can you actually tell me anything?

NOTHING YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW YOURSELF

Then why do I veer of this path of yours?

YOUR COMPOSITION IS LIMITED.

So you admit to creating a faulty product.

YOU DON'T THINK OF YOURSELF AS FLAWED.

But I know that certain other people are flawed.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THOSE "FAULTS" YOU NOTICE AREN'T JUST IMAGINED?

How do I know if I'm just imagining you?

OR VICE VERSA...

If it were you imagining me then wouldn't you talk to me from some burning bush or a jackass?

THIS IS MORE EFFICIENT.

But the former would be more convincing.

IF EXPERIENCE WERE EVER TRULY CONVINCING, THEN THERE WOULD BE NO NEED FOR THE BURNING BUSH OR TALKING ASS.

Then why did you find the need in the past? Did you not know people wouldn't be convinced?

THAT'S ALL HERESAY. DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE SO CRUDE?

I detect a reoccuring theme in our little dialogue. You are relying upon me to answer questions about you.

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WIN THE PRIZE OF ENLIGHTENMENT.

Funny... So I haven't discovered anything that I didn't already know?

YOU'VE DISCOVERED THAT ALL THE ANSWERS ARE WITHIN YOU, SO THERE IS NO NEED TO SEARCH.

Are you trying to convine me to give up?

THAT'S YOUR CHOICE. YOU CAN ENJOY THE GIFT OR BE TORMENTED BY IT.

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