The Devil's Party...

Being a little concerned about the greed and corruption that has been taking over the American body politic, I found a site where my worst fears are proven true. This site (OpenSecrets.org) provides information about where politicians get their money. Soft money, once a major percentage of the campaign funds, show individuals that drop big money into the pockets of politicians.

This site allows a person to search for donors by name to find how much they donated to whom. I looked up my own family names and found a great deal of Republican donors. For the sake of curiosity I searched for the "devil". It turns out the prince of darkness donates to the Republican party. I thought this odd, so I went to see how "God" donated his money. He also turned out to be a major Republican donor. The Lord Jesus, on the other hand falls into favor with the Democrats. While Islam donates to Republicans.

Why is it that God, Satan and Islam are at odds with Jesus on this issue of party donation? True the republicans are less tolerant and have leanings toward wrath, smiting and indulgence, so they embody the principles of both God and Satan. Democrats on the other hand are wishy washy, flip-floppers, pathetic alliterations of slug family (according to Republicans). Why is it that the Lord favors them? Is it their compassion, their turning of the other cheek each time it's smacked by Rush Limbaugh, their closeness to those like Jesus' accomplices (ie. prostitutes, the decrepit, the homeless, sickly and destitute, not to mention the Jewish population)? I think it is.

So all true Christians should follow the Lord's lead and support their local Democratic nominees. If you enjoy the company of Satan or the God of the Old Testament-flinging fireballs, turning people and cities to salt, flooding the planet to punish drunkenness, and encouraging incest- then write your checks over to the Republicans.

Me, I follow Buddha and he doesn't donate.
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